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June 6
The day in which you girlfriend has to send you tits pictures
June 6 is National Tits Day
If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on December 18. December 18 is a day for enjoying some nice hot sex. A week early christmas present.
Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up. Come over on December 18!
You have to give money to every single person you know named Mohammad, but you don’t have to do it if your name is Mohammad
“Oh no it’s national Mohammad day, I have to give money to Mohammad now”
Finally it’s your chance for newbies hold hands with your crush on December 9-10!❤️
Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓
29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.
Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*
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So ye I’m still in trouble but I decided I might as well learn Spanish.
Hola, ¿cómo están?
Day 2:Me trying to learn Spanish
A day to celebrate hating Kimsey.
Happy October 30th! Or should I say, happy National Hate Kimsey day!