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The national day for September 2nd. A day for you to not give a shit
"Hey bro can you help me with my homework?
"Hell no do you know what day it is? IDGAF day"
"Shit my bad"
A Platinum day taken off of work in order to throw a party.
Hey, want to come over on Thursday for a PAR-day?
playboicarti day is a national day to celebrate him
it’s on may 21
“happy playboicarti day”
“thank you”
A day that feels longer than a year.
Comes from the fact that some days on Venus are longer than a year.
"I feel like today has been over way too long!"
"Yea today is a Venus Day."
This girl called Ashpreet spits in things
Today is the spitting day
Ashpreet likes to spit in things
Spitting Day
Definitely 100% have to kiss all Olivias on November 22nd, oh what a drag.
-‘What day is it?’
‘It’s November 22nd babe?’
-‘Oh my god, I’m gonna shit myself I can kiss Olivia!!’
‘What do you mean babe?’
-‘It’s Kiss Olivia Day you slut!!! RUN!!!’
Boy: Guess what today is?
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!
It’s national Hippo appreciation day!