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But used in a pseudo-mockingly "I'm going to pretend I'm a dude in the 40's and say things indirectly in a nice way" kind of way.
Man 1 - "So, Pal, didja' giv'er the ol' time-of-day?"
Man 2 - "Well, gee, I'm not the kind to kiss-and-tell!"
on this day (march 12th), the day after discord rule day, all rules are enforced only half as strictly and a user must break the rule twice to be warned for it.
me: REJOICE, DISCORD RULE DAY IS OVER
everyone: YAY
me: IT IS NOW DISCORD ANTI RULE DAY, LET US ABUSE
everyone: YES
december 3rd is national kiss your girlfreind day if you dont you suck
Evie:why havent you kissed me today?
Harrison:what?
Evie:its national kiss your girlfreind day
HArrison:ohhhhhh
September 7.
We all gather around to bully the fat kid in the friend group, during this day we're allowed to go as far as we want with
the bullying.
The name is an homage to our friend nicknamed "Forever".
"It's Forever Abuse Day!"
"Look it's the fat kid, let's bully him!"
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Today, the 20. of may, any girl/boy finds it pleasant if the other sex (optional) puts theire hands in the others pants and grab that ass, pussy or dick
Girl :„happy national grab under pants day“
Guy : „thanks“
Guy starts fingering girl
Girl :„wow, thank you so much“
Celebrated on May 15, Sit with your blokes at the dinner table, near Birmingham, London.
Today is National Bloke Day ye? Quite amusing my jolly friend. Lets enjoy the evenin', in the National Bloke Day.
April 19th is national hold hands with a gay person day.
National hold hands with a gay day:
i held hands with my gay friend, he hated it