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On the nineteenth of June, all individuals with the name beginning with T and ending in -hurston must have their age be subtracted by six years.
Oh yeah, it’s Globglab Day, Thurston can’t drink!
Yo you going to school today?
nah fuck that, its national zoohair day and akbal will not atend
yo zayn… u trynna fuck?
Nah cant cuz that fat nigga akbal is saying its zoohair day
The day where white kids in cleveland (and surrounding suburbs) can’t go to school unless they want to get their asses beat. during the day at school lots of anti-white racism happens and harm usually befalls even white teachers.
Cole: Wanna do something afterschool tomorrow?
Jim: Hell no! Tomorrow is May Day!
Cole: Fuck you’re right!
The day where white kids in cleveland (and surrounding suburbs) can’t go to school unless they want to get their asses beat. during the day at school lots of anti-white racism happens and harm usually befalls even white teachers.
Cole: Wanna do something afterschool tomorrow?
Jim: Hell no! Tomorrow is May Day!
Cole: Fuck you’re right!
June twentieth (6/20) will from this point on be known as Lindsey Schlager Day! This day in history is to celebrate the amazing, talented, absolutely beautiful Lindsey Schlager and all of her contributions to society.
It’s Lindsey Schlager Day honey don’t forget to Venmo her for being so damn fine. She’s too pretty to work.
National Car Meetup Day is November 5th. To celebrate: Everyone who loves cars meets at their nearest 7 Eleven at 6pm
Chad: How's it going Brad, do you know what day it is?
Brad: Yeah it's National Car Meetup Day. My local 7 Eleven is packed every year.
The 18th of November 2021 Mr I Sharp left my life (he’s still alive I just don’t know where) and therefore I think that that is his day and it shall be the day we remember the no1 teacher Mr I Sharp as he was a truly good teacher and a even better man
To Mr I Sharp “cheers” 🍻
It’s national Mr I Sharp day 🍻