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<.7.9.7.6>This is a day for Active healing<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6>This is a day for Active healing<.7.9.7.6.>
Celebrated in memory of Emperor Kameyama of Japan on the 4th of October every year. Everyone must tuck in their shirts today.
Hey, Today is International Tuck-In-Your-Shirt Day, tuck in your shirts!
International Jilly Day is a day to celebrate the ‘Jilly’ in your life in honour of the original Jilly Hunts Birthday. Jilly day is the most important day of the year as it celebrates your weed and nicotine addicted. Jilly will diagnose you with a brain tumour, and understand you have night googles. These are just a few of Jilly’s traits that add to her worthiness of a day of honour. We heart you Jilly.
Person 1: omg yay it’s international jilly day!! how did you meet your jilly?
Person 2: no way! my favourite day of the year!! aha actually, she stole my chips and salsa then proceeded to diagnose me with a brain tumour while high out of her mind.
Person 1: oh man, sounds like a great jilly.
International Jilly Day is a day to celebrate the ‘Jilly’ in your life in honour of the original Jilly Hunts Birthday. Jilly day is the most important day of the year as it celebrates your weed and nicotine addicted. Jilly will diagnose you with a brain tumour, and understand you have night googles. These are just a few of Jilly’s traits that add to her worthiness of a day of honour. We heart you Jilly.
Person 1: omg yay it’s international jilly day!! how did you meet your jilly?
Person 2: no way! my favourite day of the year!! aha actually, she stole my chips and salsa then proceeded to diagnose me with a brain tumour while high out of her mind.
Person 1: oh man, sounds like a great jilly.
19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend
you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair
On November 11th you will be able to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg . Idk if this is legal or not but ye :)
Bro I wish that there was a day where you can to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg.
Well now you can, on Slide tackle a soccer player in the leg day!
On April 12th, who ever poses as a frog, you get to penetrate them in the ass for as long as you want!
hey its April 12th, Fuck a frog day!