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March 25 is swifter Appreciation day
Friend One: Did you know its Swifter Appreciation day?
Friend Two: YEAH I DID
October 22nd, the day that arjun rose up from hell and made the entire marvel dog community lose their one shared brain cell.
“ Man, Arjun Day was the best prank ever!”
Feb 6th and 7th is where you be gay for those 2 days.
Dont be shyyyyy.
Dude 1: Hey Homie, its National Be Gay Day.
Dude 2: Lets act gayyy
Dude 1 & 2: YEEEEe
When a blood moon occurs over Brazil on april 20th on the same day that the population goes to the next billion, Ligma Day occurs, where one in every 9294829371838918376573747283910374729392 people turn into a ghost of jorg washingmachine, which only happens after they drank their 7th can of soda
I’m super excited for Ligma Day tomorrow!
The day when you become Upholstered. This can occur on any day. This day makes you very special because it is a rare occurrence that was developed in the year 1895. Recently it has spiked in popularity.
Drew was upholstered on Upholstery Day.
International Devolve Day, on the first of February, you must act like a monkey.
"Tom started acting like a monkey, little did I know it was devolve Day."
International Devolve Day - A day where you MUST act like a monkey.
NATIONAL WOMAN BEER DAY. January 10th (or everyday why not) woman beer is like idfk like fruity drink but not a cocktail yk? like a smirnoff ice or like pink lemonade jack daniel. woman beer. only women can drink woman beer save the nasty shit for men.
friend #1: i am SO thirsty but beer taste like hot steamy piss, cocktails are WAY too strong
friend #2: sounds like you need a nice tall cold WOMAN BEER.
friend#1: that sounds great!!! I heard today is National Woman Beer Day too!
friend #2: YURP! today we drink all the woman beer we can, happy woman beer day everyone and to all a goodnight.