A guy who teases you with shelfies for months but never takes it any further.
"How are things going with that guy from work?" "Urgh, I gave up, he was nothing but a Dirty Niall"
Usually involves 2 people (male-male female-female male-female) where one person pours vodka into the ass of the other person then proceeds to eat their ass then kiss them. The other person does the same. Repeat as many times as necessary for both people to get drunk
Some variations are the Russian Slow Dance or the Cuban Fudge Tornado
Person 1: hey man wanna do a dirty marvin?
Person 2: what the fuck
Person 1: damn bro I did a dirty Marvin with Edna last night!
Person 2: that’s cool but have you ever tried a Russian Slow Dance?
When you join a club or organization enthusiastically but then give up on it and let it fail. Usually while throwing a big temperature tantrum like a baby.
If you don't try harder your going to pull a dirty marvin.
When a man enjoys a warm penis inside of their anus performing a complicated prostate exam
Man I heard you went to the doctors today?
Yea I had to get the dirty Yeprem
Jeez man that must’ve sucked
The act in which one shits on a child while receiving oral sex from a consenting adult.
Guy: dude, things went a little wild last night, totally did the dirty sherly temple.
Guys friend: gross, where do you find a parent willing to allow their kid to participate in such things.
Fine as fuck and pulls all the bitches. And is chill as fuck without a doubt
Dirty jacob is the act of twitch streaming naked while a dog licks peanut butter of your toes and testicles.
Bro I was watching a twitch streamer last night and that legend was doing a dirty jaykab