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When a woman that you invite over has an insatiable appetite for garbage and will eat it out of your ass if you ask nicely enough. She also is a fat fuck that will eat all of your food and walk away✨
Man, this chick that I had over did me a Dirty Chica… had to eat over at my step mom’s for a week…
When cock makes the anal hole so big that you can put a bagel around the hole and fuck it
her anal hole was so big that I did a Dirty Matheo
a guy who keeps to himself but he secretly loves eating tuna while jacking of under the table in class
man i love doing a dirty Vlad in history
For a gentleman to liberally apply his post-coital smegma to the eyelids of his sleeping lover so that come the dawn, when she wakes, she firstly thinks she has had a great nights sleep, and then secondly, as she wipes them, the salt rehydrates and slips into her eyes, thus making her seemingly cry - from which one may take secondary satisfaction from the fact your kin-folk will believe she is heart-broken to leave - all red eyed and teary.
“If I may be so bold, sir, I saw Lady Claire leaving your chambers earlier. She looked rather upset with red eyes. You really are a heart-breaker sir”
“Nah, I just gave her the ol’dirty Craddy Tony, but don’t tell anyone”
“Legend, sir. Legend”
When playing a online FPS and the group chat keeps farting in their headset making it sound like running through a battlefield.
Holy fuck i played online with the boys now i have ptsd from the dirty battlefield.
When an amazing man does the Mustig on your Wife and your dog licks it up
Hey i just did the Dirty Benedikt with my dog and my wife!
When your dog licks your cooter without your consent
Girl #1: Whoah I cant believe my dog gave me a dirty blitz
Girl #2: wait your dog did THAT?