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celebrated the second friday of january, DRINK A WOMAN BEER. only women can have woman beer, woman beer is like not beer but not a cocktail yk. like smirnoff ice something fruity. if you like real beer youre nasty as hell. piss drinkers. To celebrate sing America the Beautiful and drink everytime a word that starts with “A” is sung. If you are a man you cannot participate in this holiday unless given permission.
friend #1: GAH I AM THIRSTY!!!!! WHAT DAY IS IT???!?!?
friend #2: GOOD FOR YOU! it’s National Woman Beer Day, here’s a pink lemonade jack daniel’s!
friend #1 and #2 then sing America the Beautiful together with woman beers in hand.
National Nike Tech Day is a day where you wear your Nike Tech. On this day you can take W flicks with others in your techs. You can also flex on people who don’t have a tech. National Nike Tech Day is March 14.
National Nike Tech Day is on a tuesday for tech tuesday. Make sure you wear a tech on this day.
Person 1: Yo, you know what’s on March 14?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: National Nike Tech Day!
Person: Oh really! I’ll make sure to wear my tech!
National Nike Tech Day is a day where you wear your Nike Tech zip-up and/or Tech pants. October 10
is it already “National Nike Tech Day”
September 4
This day is a very special day because it is a day we’re you appreciate my best freind and the beautiful amazing Liam. On this day you must say out loud that you love Liam because you do, stop lying to yourself why wouldn’t you he’s amazing anyway say you love Liam pls (this is a threat)
Wow Liam day is so cool, I love Liam!<3
This is a day we’re you appreciate my beautiful freind Liam you must say you love him because he is amazing and that’s why he gets a day (this is a threat)
I love Liam day because it revolves around Liam
Prank your friends by telling them you gave head to someone when you really didn’t
May 29th
ex: I gave head to Jerry. JK its national fake head day
This day is used to celebrate Yug Patel and his amazing movement Yug Lives Matter. This inspirational day is to commemorate his fight for rights for all yug’s across the world. 15th of May is the day of reckoning across the globe and the rule of the yug tribe
Are you celebrating National Yug Day today?