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National step on a short person day. This is the day that the short people pay for all the crimes they committed. Especially Sophia, She is the worst short person in this existance.
Its november 7th! time to get my boots out and smash this short bitchs face with my foot
It’s my birthday.
Ask me out.
Also, give candy to people named Phil.
“Hey what day is it”
“November 7”
“Oh thanks here’s some candy, Phil”
On November 7th every girl who comes up to a guy which name starts with the letters J,O,F,M,C or L got to give you a Blowjob.
Girl: Wassup it’s November 7th and that means I can give u a blowjob whenever I want!
Boy which name starts with the letters J,O,F,M,C or L: Oh shit, thanks I guess.
Boy: later tonight?
a day where your friends have to ask out your crush for you.
Taylor: Hey guys it’s November 7 ;)! Friends: Ugh ok fine! :/
November 7th is a day where you can kick anyone named Owen
Kid: hey Owen do you know what day it is
Owen: no
Kid: it’s November 7th soI get to kick you
If you have a friend named Brandon ask him out! If he says yes good for you! If he says no you get to hug him ten times everyday! Also if he says yes he only has to date you for a week if he wants to
You:Hey Brandon
Brandon: Yeah?
You: it's November 7th
Brandon:...
national All boys have to sit by girls day!that means everywhere!
My friend: hey guess what day it is?
Camille: what?
My friend: November 7th!