fish monger

where you donkey punch a girl but intstead of punching her in the head you smack the back of her head with a large fish.

-Dude i need a large fish
+why?
-i totally wanna fish monger this chick

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Fish-eaters

1. In the past (still use sometimes today) it was a very negative term for Catholics. Mostly due to the consuming of fish on Fridays.

I don't want my kids playing with those fish-eaters.

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Joe Fish

An altered version of the game go fish. The game consists of 2 or more men and a deck of cards. They then shuffle the cards and divide them out evenly. ( Note though that for groups of more than 4 men, 2 or more decks may be required). They then shove half of their playing cards up their anus, being careful not to peek at their opponents cards. They then stand in a semi-squatting, or if they chose, completely prone position. Next an opponent is chosen, and one player asks the other for a certain card. If the opponent does not have the card, then the requester must insert his arm into the opponent's anus and dig, or "Excavate" for a card. If the requested card is found then he wins a point. If not, then he may choose to continue asking the current opponent for cards, or choose another opponent. The game ends when all cards have been "Excavated".

"Hey Paul, do you have an ace?". "No Tom, I don't. Joe Fish, baby!!"

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fish-slapper

Someone who practices naturopathy or "alternative medicine" such as reiki, accupuncture, herbalism, reflexology, osteopathy ...etc.

Often used in a somewhat derogatory way to describe healing based on flaky science for gullible people.

After spending thousands of dollars and many months going to a fish-slapper, i finally went to a real doctor and the problem was fixed within days.

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Donkey - Fish

A Mythical Creature created by the Tulsa, Ok -Pop Culture Artist elChado. Used on various T-Shirt Designs and played a small role in the Childrens Book "Can of Creamed Corn" Published in 2007.

That Donkey - Fish is freaking rad.

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black-fishing

when you say your black but your not, or try to talk or sound like a black person.
(please do not do this)

person 1- do you lick us carrybean gals?
person 2- stop black-fishing will ya?

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fish slap

when someone needs to calm the front door down....and they wont stop so you have to slap them with a fish..perferably in the face.

Lys was being overdramatic so we had to fish slap her.

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