Miguel De La Cruz

A fat piece of shit that is a couch potato and licks Michelles dick all day. He loves to play soccer but sucks ass at it. Miguel is a great fuck because his tits are nice and round. He also loves to spam his mic by eating pretzals and takis that have a 100 grams of sodium and instantly give you type 7 diabetes. He also has a vagina

Yo Jack stay away from Miguel De La Cruz because he may eat you.

9👍 4👎

Castellón (de la Plana)

Hot city with lots of gorgeus girls, great beaches, beautiful mountains, and better fuck. Actually full of Romanians (near 60.000). We have a great rivalry with the poshies of Valencia and the provincials from Villarreal.

C´mon to Castellon to fuck a hoe.

16👍 13👎

Havre-de-Grace-Trailer

A trailer reeking of stale reused condoms, frozen TV dinners for Jeff, puke from someone overeating despite a stomach stapling, infidelity, a bastard child dating military dirt, toxic fumes from cheap space heaters, and Bo B.O.;

Man that trailer stinks like a Havre-de-Grace-Trailer!

15👍 12👎

meng out on de scene

completely drunk, high, or all of the above

dawg i real meng out on de scene dawgggg

8👍 5👎

baile de los gitanos

Flamenco; Dance of the Gypsies; The traditioal spanish salsa dance form.

Carolyn Holguin is classically trained as a flamenco dancer who performs 'el baile de los gitanos' around the world.

8👍 5👎

Cremé de la penis

French slang for cum

Girls don’t want cum, they want Cremé de la Penis

9👍 6👎

creme de la merd

The best of the worst.

(From the French saying, "creme de la creme," except that it means "cream of the shit")

Taco Bell is the creme de la merd of late night fast food dining.

19👍 16👎