SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED

A word used by new yorkers, when someone is in need of something they ask for it and the other person replies with a SIKE I LIED and rhyming word.

Person One: Yo bro can you give me some chapstick real quick.
Person Two: Ye Ye fasho bro here you go
Person Two: SIKE I LIED YA LIPS IS DRYYYY RESPECTFULLY YA LIPS GON BE DRY FOH LIFE BITCH
Person One: -_-
Example 2:

Person One: Yoo fuck is you doin here bro?
Person Two: Ye U right, ima go my bad,
Person One: Ye that's what i thought mufucka
Person Two: SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED RESPRESCTFULLY BITCH WSG NOW MUFFUCKA WSP WSP SWING FIRST

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When u say that ur fine, but ur not rly fine

Yeet

When u say that ur fine, but ur not rly fine

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D I C K S Q U A D

What happens when little dicks grow big and strong? They come together and foster an environment where one day other dicks may do the same. We are an army throbbing to the beat of a different drum. Our only mission is to fill you up inside with the warm joy of friendship and in this ecstatic release we hope you rediscover the same passion we feel. With eyes on the future and a firm grip on the present D I C K S Q U A D stays both relative and innovative.

Friend 1: Hey did you hear about the argument with John and Victor?
Fellow member: Too bad their not in D I C K S Q U A D

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u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

why the fuck would someone even look this up

i hav no idea im hella drunk my loves¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i mean why would someone put this in a sentence

Guy1: *shows le middle finger*
Guy2: Fuck off Jerry
Guy1: u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

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ARTY SHUT THE FUCK UP U ANNOYING HUMAN

arty the one the only dick head who is the worst person alive

ARTY SHUT THE FUCK UP U ANNOYING HUMAN

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boy u betta get dat outta here!

boy u betta get dat outta here! is a phrase used by the famous youtuber matt smith (dangmattsmith) meaning that the previous encouter was "naughty" in vocabulary or in meaning

A frog on a unicycle? Boy u betta get dat outta here!

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B-Double E- Double R-U-N

B-Double E- Double R-U-N.

A concept where an individual will say it out loud in order to exempt him/herself from a round of drinks. The last person to say it, is the person to get the round in, or go and get the beers from the fridge.

Usually it is said quickly by people in order to miss out on being the last to say it, and ultimately get the drinks in.

Toby: "You know what guys, i could murder a beer, B-Double E- Double R-U-N, BEER RUN"

Phil: "B-Double E- Double R-U-N, BEER RUN"
Michael: "B-Double E- Double R-U-N, BEER RUN"
Will: B-Double E- Double R-U-N, BEER RUN

James: Oh, not again. Im so slow. Who wants what?

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