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When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
This is a phrase that is valid every four years due to the addition of February 29th, today is actually Thursday February 29th 2024 so this statement is more valid than ever. A normal year has 365 days however leap years contain 366 days. Happy February 29th 2024 people! Have a great leap year 24/7/366!
Me: I'm always available 24/7/366 Bob!
Bob: I think you mean 24/7/365?
Me: No Bob, I mean 24/7/366. It's a leap year and today is literally February 29th!
Bob; Whoa, It is! Anyway, good one bro!
Me: You bet it Bob!
Write a letter to your friends and put it in their locker, you can write how thankful you are that you met them, how good of a friend they are and so on.
Friend: Oh, look a letter
Y/n: Woah, cool wonder who's it from?
Frined: *opens and reads letter* naww thank you *hugs*
Y/n: Ohh it wasn't supposed to make you cry, I'm sorry haha. You know 7 december just had to do it hahah.
Pochti 7 (Almost 7 in translation) or just 7 is a term that can replace any and every number.
Some examples of pochti 7 being used:
Doc: So uh what time is it?
Dave: 7.
Anne: Dammit, I have 42% on calculus again...
Dave: Well, that's almost 7.
Pochti 7/Almost 7 or just 7 is a term that refers to anything that can be a number
Examples of pochti 7 usage:
Susan: What time is it?
Dave: It's 7.
Abby: Damn, I have 42%...
Dave: That's almost 7.
when you sweat the same amount as 7 people
"Oh damn you exercised hard"
"Yeh man you know how it is, just had a 7 sweater"
a day will u will have sex all day with a guy named Joshua he will lick all ur cum cream up from inside of u
me: lets have sex
Joshua:ok
September 7