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When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
This is a phrase that is valid every four years due to the addition of February 29th, today is actually Thursday February 29th 2024 so this statement is more valid than ever. A normal year has 365 days however leap years contain 366 days. Happy February 29th 2024 people! Have a great leap year 24/7/366!
Me: I'm always available 24/7/366 Bob!
Bob: I think you mean 24/7/365?
Me: No Bob, I mean 24/7/366. It's a leap year and today is literally February 29th!
Bob; Whoa, It is! Anyway, good one bro!
Me: You bet it Bob!
7 fingers up when you sprained your ankle real bad
My boy post picture with 7 fingers up while his ankle broken.
Bro guarding Melo so bad he sprained his ankle
just fuck and suck all over him he is soooooo sexyyyyyyy and all the cute bitches fuck with him and he the best ball player ON THA GUYS
He’s Cool Calm Collective and is ready to spin you at any time given . ( Do Not Tempt This Walking Legend
Girl - Who’s That
Girl 2 - Ohh That’s Just Lil 7 Girl
Write a letter to your friends and put it in their locker, you can write how thankful you are that you met them, how good of a friend they are and so on.
Friend: Oh, look a letter
Y/n: Woah, cool wonder who's it from?
Frined: *opens and reads letter* naww thank you *hugs*
Y/n: Ohh it wasn't supposed to make you cry, I'm sorry haha. You know 7 december just had to do it hahah.
Pochti 7 (Almost 7 in translation) or just 7 is a term that can replace any and every number.
Some examples of pochti 7 being used:
Doc: So uh what time is it?
Dave: 7.
Anne: Dammit, I have 42% on calculus again...
Dave: Well, that's almost 7.