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Sergeant Chris Brown is a soldier of the future, he once killed 6 tigers with his bare hands
I am Sergeant Chris Brown and i love killing tigers with my bare hands
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When you're a popular governor, who is on track to be the front runner to challenge the incumbent president, but you screw yourself over with a vindictive use of your power.
This is in reference to the Bridgegate Scandal in 2013, when New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, shut down the George Washington Bridge in order to punish the mayor of Fort Lee, New Jersey, for not supporting him in the 2013 gubernatorial race.
Wow, taking away Disney World's autonomous status is a quick way to Chris Christie Yourself, Ron DeSantis
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When you wanna use 100% of your brain matter, go overboard, investigate thoroughly. None of that half-assed shit, you're getting straight to the facts and putting your best foot forward too.
"Patrick said he wasn't into drinking that night but later went all in with Chris Hayes and got shitfaced."
"Reggie went all in with Chris Hayes at soccer practice today and scored seven goals for our team!"
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Chris O. is some Greek Emo feg who thinks he invented the word feg.
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Most amazing kid on planet earth !
Tuffest kid in the history of forever
Quite cute.
People should be jealous
Tamara - wow look at him he is black.
Kyle - Yeaaah he is "Chris ' tuffy ' Tuff"
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When a member of a band, particularly a vocalist or frontman has the tendency to leave and join bands several times. Sort of like a disease.
Chris Cornell left Soundgarden for a solo career, then joined Audioslave, left them for another solo career.
once the infection starts, it's hard to stop, and you'll be left to aimlessly join bands, and leave intermittently for no apparent reason.
Bassist: Dude our singer just quit!
Drummer: Man, what do we do now?
Guitarist: Screw him, he's got Chris Cornell Syndrome, he's been in like 50 bands.
Bassist and Drummer: Gross, who does that?
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One of Trump's biggest enablers, an absolute slimeball with the backbone of a popsicle
Vote for me,
Chris Christie,
PO Box 963,
New York City,
New York State,
10108
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