sexy fella who unfortunately smokes weed
“he’s soo fit but i wish he didn’t smoke weed”
“what can ye do, he’s kyle spooner”
Typically and engine-nerd with a propensity to dissect and verbally admonish all your actions despite the fact that it has absolutely no effect on him. A strong exhale of disappointment is usually followed after you experience the strong wrath of disgust and disappointment in you while never uttering a word of profanity however you then walk away with the feeling of “what a dick!!!”
Defined as; Kyle is the new Karen, and hates guacamole but watched me cut the avocado horizontally then yelled and huffed that I was doing it wrong, chill dude, just leave it alone man your such a Kyle!
Kyle fodder describes person or persons who is so openly chavvy scummy or outrageously common that they seem as if straight off the sofa of the Jeremy Kyle show
"Oh my god, she was caught doing what? She's such Kyle fodder.
"Darren is 24 hasn't worked a day in his life but is head to toe in Adidas and smart devices, total Kyle fodder
"Jesus Christ she's on the third 'love of her life' this year and it's March, such Kyle fodder
Sexy math teacher who gets all the girls with is hot body.
Some random guy from the streets that probably ate a extremely long pickle for breakfast. Kyle S. likes to tell jokes and will laugh at nearly everything, this guy is a guy because he isn't a female so he was automatically a male not by choice.
Yo is that Kyle S.?
Yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
July 16th, the greatest day of the year. Win a game of pool (game pigeon or in real life) against your friend named Kyle. The most glorious day to exist and the only day you will be able to do this.
Person 1: “hey! did you know it’s beat a kyle at pool day?”
Person 2: “no way! i’ll have to send my friend kyle a game pigeon”