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When a man by the name of Ben grabs his meat and slings it over his shoulder at a fellow by passer all while shouting, "You got meat tomahawked BITCH".
Ben just reverse flying meat tomahawked some chick, she liked it.
I wish Ben would reverse flying meat tomahawk me.
This is the domestic spin on Football's Touchdown Dance. A dance that occurs whilst holding a fly swatter, once a highly elusive fly has finally met it's fatal smash-down.
Scenario to prompt a dance: I chased that annoying fly all over the house! It was a close call after losing valuable fly-swatting opportunities when it landed on the family dog, I finally got the sucker!
Fly Swatter Touchdown Dance Description:
While holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish Moon Walk!
Similar to your basic muffin top, but when very large people try to cram themselves into a coach seat in an airplane and their fat rolls spill over the armrests.
I was so glad when the plane touched down in Vegas because for the whole trip I was sandwiched between 2 flying muffin tops.
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Otherwise known as a "loogie." A generally large, brackish, slimy substance expunged from ones lungs with great force. Commonly used as a weapon on schoolyards and construction sites.
"Did you see that flying land clam I just hocked?"
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our all powerful god, the savior to us all
he is our god!!!
joe: hey did you know that the flying spaghetti monster is our god?
jessica: yeah who doesnt
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to be as a fly and fly around the world and not be seen
But you die in 24 hours so be sly and you will mc fly
the sly mc fly went to paris and was on its way to china but was splated by the airplane of Your mom
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Literally, to do drugs
Comes from the video "The Wierd World of LSD (1967)"
http://tinyurl.com/392flv
"Dude, do you wanna fly a giant bird with me this weekend?"
"Hell yeah I do!"
"Man, we're gonna get so toked!"
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