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Nathaniel B is the one guy your mother cheated on your father with.
He is 6 foot 4 and is one of the only human beings being able to answer the question: "What colour is your bugatti?"
"it's cyan", he said.
"You can't handle me, hold up, ain't you Nathaniel B?"
The rare and deadly Gonasyphaherpatitis B. The ravages of this illness can lead to decreased mental capacity, severe whorishness, impaired motor and decision making skills, and left untreated, can lead to the even more rare and deadly "Super AIDS".
Most alarmingly, this disease is becoming more prevalent in modern America, and other parts of the world. This is mainly due to one rather powerful side-effect, whereby the disease allows a person to become famous, attractive, and well liked, even if they are ugly, talentless whores.
In 1993, the Hungarian government developed a highly experimental vaccine that showed great promise. It was believed that it could not only protect against contracting Gonasyphaherpatits B, but cure those who had already contracted it as well. Unfortunately, no one who had the disease wanted rid of it, and everyone who didn't have the disease simply objected to using an experimental drug that hadn't been tested on humans.
Since 1993, the number of those infected by Gonasyphaherpatits B has more than tripled.
"Paris Hilton has Gonasyphaherpatitis B."
Kaley B is the most despicable subspecies of succubi known to man. She will steal the souls of men and boys alike. What sets Kaley B apart from other succubi is her pungent smell. Her smell has been known to blind and suffocate all living life. One of Satan’s closest adversaries, Kaley B is not to be trifled with.
Hey Ryan, why are you crying?
Kaley B’s smell is so strong my eyes are watering
Don’t let her steal your soul!
A special boy who's birthday is everyday.
Roger: Hey it is Ryan B's birthday today
Alex: Wasn't his birthday last month?
Roger: Yes!
Ludivine is a beautiful girl, she is very smart and knows a lot of things. She also is a great friend,she will carry you in any situations, even if she is at her lowest. Ludivine has a flow de malade. Everybody likes her, no one can hate her. <3
Wow, look at this girl, she is incredible ! It’s Ludivine B !!
Proceed to the next step if Plan A doesn't work.
1: "So move to Plan B."
2: "What's Plan B?"
3: "The same as Plan A, only this time don't fuck it up."
1) When a female is the last resort when all else fails.
#doormat #backup #bitch
"That bitch Rashelle pssh she a plan b with main bitch emotions"