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The day where boobs must be celebrated! The internet definition date of National Boob Day is August 2.
Hey do you know what day national boob day is?
Yeah I looked it up and it says August 2nd!
FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.
Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”
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it's not a fuckin thing you horny fuck. go jump off a damn bridge if you think it's okay to grab a girls tits, you fucking bastard.
dude 1: "it's national grab boob day! let's go grab some tits!"
dude 2: "are you actually serious? you're fucking disgusting"
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One who possesses the ability to navigate any conversation toward or directly to the topic of boobs, also known as "parcels of sunshine" (c)2015. Ideally it's accomplished in 3 steps or less.
Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.
For example: "my grandfather was a fighter pilot." "my grandfather was in an ad in playboy." "Did you know playboy dropped nudity? I immediately cancelled my subscription." "I did know. But I have my own boobs. And I touch them a lot. So i don't mind." This is a boob pilot.
boob appreciation day is on june 30th
broo guess what it’s boob appreciation day
Something to call your little boob (love)
I love you little boob