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Most Common birthday of this wild species: 17th February.
Names vary but have known to have started with the letters Z or S and end with N or A.
Height range of this creature: 4’7-5’1
This creature has been found to be the middle child of the family in numerous occasions in historical records
Frequently seen as a 12/10
Has very substantial anger issues due to multiple reasons unknown to historians.
Has genetic links to the famous child’s cartoon ‘Teletubbies’ characters. How usual.
The Lazy Bum was too lazy to get out of bed
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Bum shagger is a cute nickname for girls named seren ! If your friend is a seren make sure to call her a bum shagger!
“Hey did you see seren?”
“Yea she’s a real bum shagger”
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1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)
2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.
1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"
2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting for bum turf"
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When you are physically dirty and haven’t showered or smell of body odor. Can also mean you have poo in your anus and it smells like old cheese.
Rebecca you smell like bum cheese you nasty hoe . Clean your ass right now .
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A hip
My mother had to get a bum shoulder replacement
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Testicles - Human or otherwise.
I’ve got really, really itchy bum conkers!
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A bum tunnel is the term used when a persons anus can be used as a pathway for trains and buses.
'Man, her asshole was so loose, a definite bum tunnel, i could have parked a double decker in that space.'
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