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Donald is a poor man's idea of a rich man, a weak man's idea of a tough man and dumb man's idea of a smart man.
Chad thinks he’s rich and smart, but he’s really such a Donald.
Donalds are older than 50 year olds, no questions.
Fun fact: 0.21% of Donalds are females!
Donald will find your headband for you at the beach... he has the best hair and makes super cool handshakes. Don don is a ladies man 🐶 and has adorable dogs names max and Millie
Donald has the best hair. I wish I was him!
the goat i love him honestly hes the best person you will ever meet hes nice cool hes also a nigger but thats okay
written by donald
A very rich and bad child, who becomes a power hungry, bad man. Donald's do not focus on social and moral graces, and they resist lengthy studies of any sort. Tactics created as a child are caused by deep inadequacy over their lack of knowledge. Nonetheless, they ruin the lives around them when they resort to bullying and lying tactics, if anyone calls a Donald out on his B@llSh^t.
That Donald is such a douche. I feel sad for dumb Donald. Donald is as dumb as a virus.
Donald is a very disturbed old man. He likes to ruin family relationships and events because he emotionally abuses your grandma and brain washes her. Your grandma will feel pressured to bring him to every family event uninvited. He will drink all your wine and the night goes downhill from there (be careful he’s a light weight) he might do a reach around or talk In tongues at the thanksgiving prayer. This is only the beginning… don’t be surprised if there’s a hidden camera installed in the basement or bathroom he might ask if you need help scrubbing your back. And the night time will end with him trying to turn your grandma against your whole family and he will eat all your food. He will leave with a sweet fart and burp on the ring camera and not one thank you. And the list goes on…
If you ever meet a Donald give him the nickname dildo and hide your wife and kids make sure to call 911 right away.
A Donald is a poor man's idea of a rich man, a weak man's idea of a tough man and dumb man's idea of a smart man.
Look at that weak ass broke motherfucker, what a Donald.