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Pump and Dump

When you're on the toilet and need to force shit out.

Bro 1: "Wait, I'ma pump the shit out, then take a bath"
Bro 2: Pump and Dump, I like it

by Ze Philippinian September 21, 2018


pump and dump

When there isn't enough time for full out sex, time only allows for a pump and dump. Also known as a quickie or a nooner.

Him: Girl - I'm horny as hell.
Her: I have a million things to do today - like I literally have twelve minutes.
Him: I only need five (wink wink)
Her: (after it's over) Sorry for the pump and dump but I got to go.

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 27, 2021


Pump and dump

The act of defecating after having intercourse.

"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "

by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020


Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.

Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"

by Barry McCaulkinner April 20, 2023


Pump and Dump

"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam

Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025


Steph Curry dump

A dump so urgent that that it escapes your colon and splashes down like an Apollo space capsule from way out in 3 point land before you’ve had time to sit.

I was clenched up and prairie dogging, and befor I could even plant cheeks on the seat it was a Steph curry dump from 3 point land. Nothing but net

by CookFromNOLA December 15, 2023


Dump 'n drumpf

The act of watching oneself masturbating in front of a mirror (drumpfing) while sitting on a toilet taking a dump (dumping). This can be promoted to a super dump n drumpf if the participant is spewing forth racist rhetoric.

Jon: yesterday I totally walked in on Donny "dump n drumpfing"
Oliver: gtfo!
Jon: yeah... I'd even call it a super dump 'n drumpf on account of him screaming something about Mexican rapists
Oliver: We gotta build a wall around that shit..

by Dirty bugz March 02, 2016