The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.
Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.
One of the stupidest fucking things I’ve heard off.
Boy 1: Bro love our dumpship and the dump podcast
Boy 2: No bro. love it when you fist my dump hole
When someone takes a poop or a "dump" off of a really tall building.
Person 1: let's do something fun. Person 2: like what? Person 1: how about we go base dumping
The smell right after you flush a fresh hot dump.
Guy 1: hey man, does it ever smell after you’ve flushed a dump?
Guy 2: Yea man, smells like dump-flush!
When you take a shit all so mighty that you may hit your head on a wall or floor.Then as you process to shit your penis is in the toilet water and as you flush it gets sucked and swirled in the water below.
When i was at Camp I took The Biggest Super Saiyan dump and it felt gross
verb
1. to post an annoyingly large number of pictures to a social media platform, most commonly being Instagram; usually followed by losing a massive number of followers due to the flood of posts from the same account.
noun
2. a flood of posts to a social media platform from a single account, often inciting anger and irritation followed by hitting the "unfollow" button; rightly so.
Verb
Guy 1: Yo, you got Insta?
Guy 2: Yah, but I only use it to burst dump like once a year.
Guy 1: Oh, weird... *quietly unfollows Guy 1*
Noun
Girl 1: Ugh, did you see Chad's Insta? You should totally unfollow him.
Girl 2: Uh, why?
Girl 1: Because he only burst dumps and never replies to me.
Girl 2: Ew, really? What a loser.
Take a dump in a bag ( even better if it's wet) and then throw the bag of crap out a window of tall building.
What a great party last night. I think I hit somebody with my bag dumping on my way home!