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A Facebook friend who tries to influence election votes to sway to the candidate of their choice (and not necessarily yours) by posting endless political adds on the homepage wall of Facebook.
Every day I sign onto Facebook there's yet another posted ad or picture trying to sway me to vote for Romney (or Obama). My friends list seems to be full of Facebook Lobbyists!
To be disciplined by a parent or grandparent on Facebook
Did you see Bob got Facebook Spanked by his mom?
Bob: I wish my wife could cook.
Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.
Someone who used to have a full Facebook account, but ended up deleting it while still using Facebook Messenger to keep in contact with their friends. Just like a Force Ghost no longer exists but can manifest and communicate- a Facebook Ghost can still chat and participate in group chats, but has no profile to be viewed.
Daniel is a Facebook Ghost and can't be invited to the concert through the Facebook Event page, so the host had to use Messenger to send him the details.
"Hey why can't I check your profile? I didn't get any notifications for your birthday."
"Oh I'm a Facebook Ghost, I deleted my account but I still use messenger to hang out in the group chat. "
a user on Facebook who repeatedly activates or de-activates their personal profile and/or blocks and unblocks the profiles of various people in order to accomplish one or both of the following:
a. sneak in and out of another person's account to see what they are up to and with whom without them knowing they've been there;
b. prevent certain people from knowing where and with whom they were sneaking around with.
I wish Paul would stop being a Facebook Sneak! He blocks and unblocks me before I can unfriend him in my profile settings!
When one is constantly checking, scrolling, liking, commenting, staring with that blank open mouthed face at a screen for hours upon hours, day after day.
Annoyed girlfriend- "Hey you should get off Facebook for once babe."
Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"
Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"
Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"
Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"
When you are real-life friends with someone but both of you refuse to "friend" the other on Facebook.
I've known Dan for a long time but we are in a Facebook standoff.
People who keep pictures on facebook of someone they no longer associate with.
OMG look at all those pictures and you don't even talk to that person anymore. Your such a Facebook Hoarder! , You deleted your friends from fb but you kept their pictures? Your such a Facebook Hoarder