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A Chinese restaurant that is simply no match for Jasmine Rice
Jose: "GOLDEN CENTURY IS TERRIBLE"
When a girl poops on a guys chest and pisses in his mouth then turns around and sits on his belly and jacks him off.
the dirty slut gave the lucky guy a golden fudge creamsicle then sat on his face.
A large(Or small, whatever floats your boat)penis that is shaped like a torpedo soaked in paint.
Customer: I'd like to buy some paint.
Store Clerk: May I ask what for?
Customer: Gotta give my golden torpedo a fresh coat.
A sexual act conducted by women whose vaginas have been destroyed by pushing out future steroid abusers.
The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.
"I can't believe she managed the entire population of Stoke in that Golden Piano, we're gonna need a bigger mop"
Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies
My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.
1. David's grandma's restaurant.
2. Another term for piss.
Yo, I went to David's Grandma's restaurant, Golden Liquid, and afterwards I had to shoot the golden liquid.
The act of peeing during an inverted blow job (or 69)
My girl gave me a golden hummingbird for my birthday.