An old alcoholic woman who loves to argue
“your such a helling gelling when your drunk”
You live in hell, we forgot it a long time ago, but our universe was hell. Life lives in a depreciative state that only manages to advance using a +1 concept via reproduction. If you can manage a net gain of -1, 0 or +1 in the universe your are either in a neutral boyant state or in 'advancement'. Some think at the end of the universe it all starts again +1, and around we go...enjoy the sunshine, waterfall, rainbows and unicorns cause it likely the last time we went through it all it was all imaginary🤣
What the hell, What. The. Hell! this Hell is hell! It took me all day to move that stone from the 1st pyramid terrace to the 2nd and then the food cart was late and I missed out on lunch, and some one had urinated up the slope, which I thought would help the stone moving but it just stank, then there was a hold up as the boats unloaded, we where stuck for 4 hours and the damn pharaoh turned up out of no where and decided he wanted a damn ensuite in his afterlife. Which is great and means less stone, but damn him we need to clear the slopes to cart it off the pyramid Damnn! bastard prick..#!?!#@$&*xo slave! Oh but I had two lovely baby girls...fark! My wife's gonna be furious! Hell is hell!
When you have an appointment at say 9AM or anytime before 2PM or you just want to wake up really early so you plan to go to sleep early, but then you end up going to bed at 4/5 AM and pray that you wake up early, but then you wake up in a panic, check your phone to see it's 2PM and now you're regretting all my life choices
Person 1: I'm going to bed early so i dont miss my appointment and end up in 2pm hell
Person 2: I've been in 2PM hell once, it was horrible
Insane Zombie Pirates From Hell 4 is Tords favorite movie
mike wazowski smex olof. oh no olof get pregnant. Dey happey tho, wazowski cri. see, hell broke loose
In the 1890s in San Fransciso there was a popular hooker named Helena who was recognizable in that she always carried a small handbasket instead of a purse or handbag; hence she acquired the nickname "Helena Handbasket". Sailors arriving in the port would often say things like "I'm gonna look up Helena Handbasket tonight" or in announcing their intention of what to do after a night at the bar, "Now I'm going to Helena Handbasket", which by association with the sinful nature of the activity involved, became the mondigreen, "going to hell in a handbasket".
Hey dude, if you don't stop chasing so much pussy you're going to hell in a handbasket.
A man, usually in his 30s, notorious for a small willey that over compensates with trying to make catch phrases stick. Secretly likes to dress up as a hunter, only to peep in people's windows...and likes it in the butt..hells fire!!!
I left took my scooter home, front wheel broke I screamed hells fire and came back!
I put fireball up my butt hells fire!