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your so good at giving blow jobs that you make your man's toe curl.
shawnna uses it in her song i was gettin some"i was gettin some head gettin gettin some i'm the kinda girl to make your toes curl."
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A good song made by rap artist Jpegmafia with a really fucked up opening. That opening being the sound of a police officer getting shot to death by a man having a ptsd attack.
Dan: Damn bro, I just listened to I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny. I'll never be able to get those pain filled screams out of my mind.
What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.
B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg
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daddy im stuck in the dryer i need to cum
oh ya daddy harder step bro i'm stuck help me daddy
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You don't care. You don't give a fuck.
Teacher: Hey why didn't you do your homework?
Kid: I'm sorry, I totally forgot to give a fuck
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Something you say to your friends when they make you mad
Friend:I stole your lunch
Me: I'm gonna eat your bare ass
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Let's go I'm a two slayer is a popular term from the song Cancelled by Shnilsi Music.
"Let's go"
"I'm a two ton slayer!"
"We won! Let's go I'm a two ton slayer!"
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