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(Russian: авось) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.
1: "Did you study for the test? You finished it suspiciously quickly."
2: "I couldn't bother studying, just answered everything by Russian avos'."
noun:
1) A teacup originating from Russia.
adjective:
1) A word or phrase that has no double meaning or innuendo.
verb:
1) 'searching for the Russian Teacup' is the act of trying to find a double meaning or innuendo in something that doesn't have one, usually for comedic effect.
1) Guy 1: Man, this is really heavy..
Guy 2: That's what she said!
Guy 1: Dude, get your head out of the gutter, you know that was a Russian Teacup.
2) Guy 1: And then I opened her jar...
-silence-
Guy 1: Yeah, I was trying to think of an innuendo for that but I don't think it has one...
Girl 1: Me too, I guess we were both searching for the Russian Teacup.
When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry
I would love some Russian ear wax slushy
When someone who inserts their penis into another person and tells them they will pull out, but at the last minute doesn’t and cums inside them.
I promised I wouldn’t cum in him, but then I gave him the Russian pull out.
The process of putting every bodily fluid imaginable (ex. Blood, pee, liquid poop, etc.) into a traffic cone and putting it on your head to wear as a hat.
That girl just made me do a russian traffic cone for a video.
A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia (while during intercourse), then bathes his penis in vodka, and proceeds to skull fuck the other individual
“Bro, I gave Sarah an awesome Russian Johnson last night!”
A game in which the participants line 5 lines of Cocaine and 1 line of Ketamine, taking random attempts to avoid the Ketamine.
Sophie was wasted on Saturday, played Russian Roukette and lost, spent the night ket lagged in the bathroom