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Kevin's are very handsome and touchy-feely. They start to undress you immediately after meeting. You might feel the urge to sit on Kevin's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.
*But just know before you get attached... that Kevin's are a heartache inside incredibly beautiful packaging. Kevin's will pick you up, kiss you passionately and run their hands all through your hair, then drop you. But you will always miss Kevin's and their hands.
Oh my goodness, I have too many clothes on my body right now... I need a Kevin.
KEVIN is a poor peasant who is greedy and selfish towards others if seen call 991 straight away .
Kevin don't rob me help call 991
Kevin is a really funny and kind brunette boy, he is kinda shy but he is popular around all the girls. Many has a crush on him. He has a brunette girlbestfriend and a blondeboybestfriend and he loves them with his whole heart. He is a caring and loving person who is kind to everyone. If u are friends with a Kevin, keep him in your life.!
Person 1: I love to be Kevins friend!
Person 2: Me too!
Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis
"Stop eating, your gonna become Kevin"
Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis
"Stop eating your gonna become Kevin"
he is quite the jealous man. reassure him that he is all that matters. there may be bitches and barkers trying to flirt in his presence, how disrespectful. just pull out one of your many anti-jealousy-defence tools and deescalate the situation. no need for drama. he will feel relaxed immediately when you show them who your king is.
Kevin was disrespected in public. It had his motors started fiercely against his will. We tried to calm the situation, i quickly sucked him off on the dancefloor to show the crowd that we take care of each others business.