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he is very mysterious. he can make your day in heartbeat. matthews are very attractive and have a great personality.
Matthew is a person with a huge penis, I’m talking HUGE. Definitely bigger than anyone named archer
Man, Matthew has a huge penis
Yeah, he does
A name given to a person with a particularly large cock
Matthew is the best name
The coolest man you’ll ever meet.
Person 1: who’s that over there?
Person 2: that’s a Matthew
Person 3: yeah
Matthew: I’m a hurricane
To attack the direction of someone's true thought or to make it inferior to that of your own. To manipulate a conversation so that even if you are wrong initially you are agreeing yet still disagreeing in the end because no matter what someone else says it is always less applicable than what you have to say.
"Emotions are horrible, I mean what if we didn't have them and did whatever we thought of doing without giving it any thought" " For example college, what if when I thought about going to college I just went without any hesitation or thought", "what if you thought about killing someone or doing something that would harm or affect someone or something else? What if you just did it without thinking about the consequences or the pain it may or may not cause other people or things." "I guess emotions are good after all because that would not be good." "In some ways, though it would probably be good like if you were a hitman" " Did I just Matthew myself?"
A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.
Matthew got cancer…but he’s a Virgo?
A very cute guy who loves to make you laugh and can take his joke too far sometimes but he always finds a way to make someone laugh
Guy 1: Do you know who I like?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: I like Matthew