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Fat-ass who people call handsome but others are just jealous because once you get to know him you realize that he adores food more than you. Hes such a fat loser but obviously he's good at video games because, you know, he's fat. Says really stupid things to get attention and succeeds. Also very dramatic. If you have a Matthew, watch out.
Holy shoot Matthew is so stupid and fat
Matthew Has the biggest penis in the world at a wopping 24 inches and is lightskin and 15 foot 11 and has a bunch of slaves
Matthew had sex with 40 people
Matthew is the most generous, thoughtful, affectionate and courageous man you’ll ever have the pleasure to know. He is overwhelmingly handsome, has a kind soul and a pure heart, brave yet humble, sweet but strong. You’ll first be captured by his strikingly beautiful eyes, then lured in by his calming presence. It will take time to acquaint yourself with Matthew’s long list of attributes, as his humility conceals his talent and intellect. The moment Matthew declares his love for you, you can feel certain that he will love you forever. His genuine ability to love all of you unconditionally will bring more joy to your heart than you ever imagined possible. Once you meet Matthew, everything in the world will finally feel right. He is your person, and you are his.
I’m so grateful to have found you, Matthew.
Matthew is very stupid but smarter than Ryan. The only game hes good at is PePePooPoo check. He also LOVES MACKENSE
Matthew touches himself to much.
Silly dude that might try to kiss his best friends little sister. Has a fun personality but sometimes says weird things. A weirdo for sure but has a sweet heart.
Matthew is weird
Matthew (AKA Matty Ice) is athletic AF and loves to fuck wit this girl... and has been. SSHHHH
his instagram is @mkloecknerjr
Matthew likes to be himself
Matthew.... typically tall . Dying due to monster poisoning . Is likable but jot loveable.