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a metal water bottle

oh fuck it fell

wooosh

CLAAAAAAAAAAAAANGngangang..

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH YOU?! THAT a metal water bottle WAS LOUD AS FUCK!"

by giggity spoilet April 5, 2024


Metallic Reminder

To beat someone with a rusty steel pipe for doing you wrong

"(Italian American Accent) When Tony was messin up da sidewalk, I had to give him a metallic reminder if you know what I mean"

by March 26, 2023


Metal Crusher

*You have the sudden urge for DRAMA! ROMANCE! BLOODSHED!

*Oh and legs

*It smells of METTATON

Metal Crusher Intensifies.

by A random little bean March 2, 2021


Metal Claw

When a metal head reaches a state of pure metal ecstasy they make the claw with their hand and raise it up.

The true metal claw can be likened with holding an imaginary chalice filled with somthing metal....like sacrificial blood or beer.
Singers also use this hand gesture when feeling extra metal, godlike or just an extreme metal surge.

This is not exclusive to a live show but can also be done while driving and/or listening to ones favorite cassette tape.

Not to be confused with either the devil horns hand sign as these are 2 distinct gestures OR the "mall claw" which is a 1980s hairstyle achieved with heat and Aqua-net hairspray.

Bobby was in a state of awe at the Slayer show and raised the Metal claw to the stage.

by Em Cloud July 31, 2021


I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 9, 2023

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Sheep Metal

A type of heavy metal music that appeals to lame weak people with no independent thought. Bands like Nickleback, Five finger death punch, and newer Metallica ( post AJFA) would be best described as " sheep metal " . A good way to know if its sheep metal is if your little sister or parents like it . Then more than likely , its sheep metal .

The term was coined by Lips from the band Anvil. While participating in a listening session with CBS' " jam or no jam" , when Metallicas enter sandman was played , it was refered to as " sheep metal " by Lips.

listens to Avenge seven fold " this is weak , it sounds like sheep metal "

by ebach April 10, 2020


metallic terror

the government putting metallic minerals in the atmosphere to create an alternative reality used to distract.

The metallic terror overtook the Hollywood actress until she had to call a prayer line.

by Coop Dupe May 27, 2018