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A person who brazenly endorses or supports every opinion or proposal of an associate or superior in order to gain their respect.
This Perrey guy is totally Robby's armpit monkey.
A type of dance. In which dancer rolls their arms slowly (tumble dryer move) whilst walking to the side, stops to kick or thrust leg backwards whilst simultaneously raising hands to make ears / umbrella over head.
Done slowly with an a of casualness is known as the 'Lazy Monkey Grind'.
Dam that gurl does a good Lazy Monkey Grind
"Yo where were you that whole time?"
"I was taking a serious Mega Monkey dude."
When a man's scrotal sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to perspiration often requiring a sumo style leg raise to break surface tension. The stretch of the sack pulling away from the inner thigh resembles monkey wings.
Dude, I got some serious monkey wings after that round of 18.
A porch monkey is a black guy, I mean a monkey that hides under your porch and waits for you to get home so he can take the drug money you owe him.
"I lost all my money to a porch monkey"
"Oh my goodness thats terrible!"
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When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz
Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen
A contagious disease that hasn't been spread (yet) to anyone expect the first person who had ever been diagnosed with the disease(anerx). It is a disease where the victim will morph into a monkey and go insane and become extremely powerful only for a short period of time before they turn back to their original self. The episodes usually happen when the victim is provoked, usually angered. The disease is incredibly mysterious due to only one person having it (so far)
looks like anerx is having another one of his monkey episodes again.