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A hybrid of the phrase's filthy ninja, and filthy seagull (see definitions).
To perform a Filthy Ninja Seagull, you need cunning and the agility of a chimp(and male genitals).
The act of Filthy Ninja Seagull, is to (like a filthy ninja) sneak into a room of a couple humping without bein seen or heard, climb on to the nearest wardrobe or chest of draws. Once this is done whop out your member and proceed to masturbate. On reaching climax(providing you've not been caught) start to screech like a demented seagull whilst spraying your man muck preferably over the couple whilst they're still at it. This now is where you need to be quicker than a leopard, and swifter than a er......... swift. Before the couple realise what has just taken place, or turn a light on you need to, to put it plainly, get the f@*k outta there without being seen. Thus leaving them wondering how the bloody hell did a bloody seagull get into the room.
To perform this act successfully will instantly make you a LEGEND.
Example 1:
Master '' you have done well young grasshopper, you have successfully completed the Filthy Ninja Seagull task''.
Grasshopper "Thank you Master"
Master " However next time try using another couple other than your parents"
Example 2:
As the door closes and the squark of the seagull slowly fades away, Mike turns to Carol, both covered in the sneaky birds mess, and asks "how the hell did a seagull get in here,it was like a bloody ninja"
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Type of ninja who use's the scrotum when fighting. Using the fighting style "sack-qwon-do".
He just beat that guy down with his nuts! Damn, He's a real ball sack ninja.
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its seems like a urban black Pussy cat jumping, rolling and running atop of your roof sometimes its gonna anoying and noisy(meowwww) while they f*cking each others @ss.
urban ninja : have you seen my Urban Black pussy Cat kicking mouse ass? running inside the ceiling? ... oh yah, hey cat what are you doing there inside,(meowwww)(nowwwwww) damn cat, you shutup i can't sleePPP
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A raging, pwnaging, art whoring, kickass painter by the name of Eleine who goes by depresedescapist on deviantart and UrbanNinja on GFX.
Note: I don't usually act like this, I just happen to be particularly hyper right about now.
person 1: OMG did you see Urban Ninja's art on DA? IT'S F*ING AWESOME!
Person 2: Um... HELL YES!!! Where the hell have you been? It was pwnaging since before you were born! In fact, since before the almightly ninja was born!
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The ultimate power in the universe known to man. Superior to anything else used for combat, including people and devices.
Don't piss Corby off or he'll send his Flying Ninja Monkeys after you!
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the worst comic ever invented, id rather urinate onto my mothers dead corpse and have sex with her while watching jay leno then read this comic
person 1: "hey man you read that white ninja comic?"
person 2: "no fkn way man, id rather urinate onto my mothers dead corpse and have sex with her while watching jay leno then read that comic"
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