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Fruit Pie the Magician was the mascot of Hostess Fruit Pies, appearing on the label for over 30 years. The brilliant imagineers at Hostess marketing conceived of this character: An anatomically correct fruit pie wearing a top hat and cape and wielding a magic wand.
Steve: I had a terrible dream last night.
Mike: Tell me about it.
Steve: This giant walking pastry turned me into a fruit pie! I'm pretty sure it was Fruit Pie The Magician.
Mike: Did I mention you look delicious?
Steve: I'm berry.
Mike: You're berry delicious.
Steve and Mike: Ha ha ha ha ha!
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When you pop a girls cherry and give her a creampie
Guy 1: Bruh I staight up gave her a cherry cream pie last night
Guy 2: Bruh was she good for her first time
Guy 1: Hell yeah
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When a male and two females are having intercourse and the man takes a crap in the girls mouth at which time the females make-out.
I was F*cking these two sluts in AC last night and after I was done I gave them a Texas Mud Pie and left.
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think hair pie, pussy, vagina. {slang}
gosh , I love eating her hair pie.
Her poon-tang pie is do pink and tasty.
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A weiner with some applesauce on it.
mmmmmm. He just fed me some hot penis pie.
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