one up

When a couple is having sex doggy style and the guy pulls out and acts like he "accidentally" puts it in her ass.

-girl- "He tried to one up me last night, but I'm not down with anal sex"

or

-guy- "We were a little drunk so i figured i'd go for the one up... but she wasn't a fan."

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Number One

The state of being the ultimate mack daddy in conjunction with possessing another admirable talent. Therefore, earning multifaceted respect.

"Dude just crossed the finish line in first place and immediately proceeded to mack hoes... number one."

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one-two

1.To "manually pleasure" a girl

I hear Dazza gave her the old one-two

They've gone to the other room for a bit of one-two

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one of the girls

Stan twitter lingo

When you want to know if someone is gay, this is the question you ask.

A direct translation would be: Is he gay?

Anthony: I heard Kevin likes Kpop, nicki minaj, james charles and jeffree star

Kelly: Is he one of the girls?

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ONE RING

The act of informing another person of an event which you had pissed them off. This is done by calling there phone and letting it ring once and hanging up. Usually done while watching a major sporting event.

When Bob's Colts fumbled the ball, he recieved a bunch of one rings from his friends.

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Off-one

To get sober. Or more commonly referred to quitting methamphetamines.

Hey, I'm sorry but I can't chill with you guys at the tweaker pad anymore...I'm trying to stay off-one for good.

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one-way

Masturbating with oneself.

Greg: "Sarah, Jessica, and I had a three-way last night, son! What you do?!"
Josh: "One-way, dude. One-way."

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