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When you jerk off while taking a poop.
“Hey where’d Josh go?”
“Oh he’s taking a Louisiana Lunch Break.”
a song by the heavy metal band Dokken
Jim have you recently listened to breaking the chains?
what.
Sit there thinkin'
In your room
You feel the pressure
You're goin' crazy too
The walls around you
Closin' in
You need a change
Claustophobic
Feelin' scared
You need somebody
But no one seems to care
A one way ticket
A change of pace
You've had enough
Can't take no more
Breaking the chains around you
Nobody else can bind you
Take a good look around you
Now you're breaking the chains
Got this letter
Came today
From my baby
Who left me yesterday
Said she loves me
She'll come back
She wants to try
I won't let her
She'll be upset
I know it's better
Than somethin' I'll regret
She'd been dishonest
And insincere
I lost my mind
20 times a year
Breaking the chains around me
Nobody else can bind me
Take a good look around me
Now I'm breaking the chains
Woke up today
I'm alone
I look around
But baby you were gone
But I don't mind
And I don't worry
I will survive
I'm alone
Now that you're gone
Don't need nobody
To hold or tie me down
I broke the chains
So let me be
I've gotta be free
Breaking the chains around me
Nobody else can bind me
Take a good look around me
Now I'm breaking the chains
Breaking the chains around me
Nobody else can bind me
Take a good look around me
Now I'm breaking the chains
To show up
Did John break face to the party last night? No he didn’t.
An office reception or lunch that you are expected to attend, unpaid, so that you are neither working (when you would be paid) or off work (when you can choose to not attend).
No, I won't be attending the office potluck. I'm either working or I'm not. I don't believe in Schrödinger's breaks.
heart break is when you can’t sleep because you’re upset/crying. you don’t feel
happy or sad, you feel nothing. you don’t want to do anything. you have no energy. you don’t want to live anymore.
my first heart break was caused by my first love.
Heart Break is what happens when the one you love so deeply that words cannot begin to explain, returns your affections with answers such as "I'm sorry >~<" or "I like you as a friend" or worst of all "I'm in love with someone else." After this occurs your heart essentially breaks crippling you with a feeling of emptiness and confusion along with thoughts of suicide. This is the strongest feeling in life and is the only one that can be deemed worthy of any tears.
"I spent weeks falling in love with her and I poured my heart, but when it came down to it she said "'I'm sorry >~<'" this left my heart broken."
"That's some serious heart break."