Instead of the passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you!"
I got Russian road-head last Tuesday!
When you are mildly angry at other cars in the road due to their driving .
A step down from road rage
I had road annoyance when the car infront of me was driving below the speed limit .
A kinky sexual act. Usually used in a threatening tone.
"I'll straight road ya."
The act of cutting a hole in a skateboard and laying down on it with your penis through the hole (while erect) and running your tip through the road.
Jake: “Yo wanna try and the Columbian Road Runner?”
Victor: “Nah man, I already tried it I gotta let it heal first.”
The "Politically Correct" term for the modern day "Hobo". They are generally young adults that you see at intersections looking for rides to a warmer place or the next concert. Typically with a dog and terrible hair. They are generally from wealthy families that they reject accept for the money.
Look, there's a couple of road travelers with a sign asking for a ride to the next Phish concert.
means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something
ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄
The act of pulling your pants down and rapidly squatting in public to embarrass another person you're with.
"I hate Mike, he did the road digger in the middle of wetherspoons yesterday!"