Play some lax

To relax

"I'm so fucking stressed out!"
"Dude, chill, play some lax."

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playing the queen card

When a woman manipulates a man by making him think she’s the only woman in his life who thinks highly of him.

She playing the queen card by telling him is mom and aunts said he’ll never change . Now, he sees her as his number one supporter over the other women in his life .

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Playing cat and mouse

When 2 people are in bed. One is blindfolded and the others shoves a chunk of cheese up their ass. The blindfolded person then finds the cheese with their nose and sniffs it out.

That chick was so fast at playing cat and mouse

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playing the skin flute

another term for female masturbation.

Sally was so horny, she started playing the skin flute.

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Who up playing with they worm?

A phrase used to check if anyone is up late and jackin' off online.

Friend 1: "Who up playing with they worm?"
Freind 2: "You already know B)"

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front your ass a play

To provide you with a hit or small amount of drugs.

Tom: "Dude, I can't believe we actually sat through all 4 hours of 'Pretty Pretty Princesses in the Land of Magical Unicorns.' That play was LAAAAAME, dude."
Phil: "Yeah, sorry about that. Yesterday when Crackhead Bill told me he'd front my ass a play I thought he was going to give me some drugs, not front row tickets to that. I'd rather watch 4 hours of maggots crawling through dog shit."
Tom: "Well at least that one 8-year-old girl was pretty hot."
Phil: "Um, that was an 8-year-old boy, man."
Tom: "Giggidy giggidy!"

"You want some llell?
I'll front your ass a play,
But other than that get the hell out my face
Because you niggaz tryin' to
Blow my buzz"
-D12, "Blow My Buzz"

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Rape play

APEEEEFUKKN THE SHIIIITTT out of a girl; Primal Play-Instincts at-Work takeover.

There is no distinction between « you », « me », « he » or « her »; Der Just Is

; Instinctual Meld-ing of Masculine_ABSOLUTE Sexual Polarity and Feminine_ABSOLUTE Sexual Polarity..

Bliss☺️

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Rape play is the act of aggressively fucking a girl, having received EXPLICITLY-Implicit consent by paying attention && following "subtuals" emitted by a girl / having received EXPLICITLY-Implicit consent by paying attention && following subtle linguistic communicational patterns employed by a girl/having received EXPLICITLY-Implicit consent by paying attention && following subtle Physiological "Honest Signals" transmitted by a girl.

Rape play is soo fukkn raunchy duud....it's like/imagine when Goku saw Krillin get killed by Frieza, and--as if, a switch '..--IMMEDIATELY&&INSTANTLY Unleashed Super Saiyan-jin $wagg-$tyle Energy;
channeling that VERY Energy into an ULTRA-DENSE ball of PURE CARNALITY, and focusing it/BEASTT FUKKN BLASTIN' IT ALL && DIRECTLY onto said girl...

PHEWWWW
OHGAWDDD

;P

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