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The act of flicking your toung in and out of someones butthole, after you eat Kentucky Fried Chicken together, on horseback.
Me and my sister-cousin did a Kentucky tounge punch the other day and my butts still clean as a whistle.
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When you bend a girl over, switch off the lights and take a few steps back. Then, run towards her full-speed and try to hit any hole. When you hit the jackpot, you have successfully performed a Hessischer Lucky Punch.
+++ implies a boner +++
Bruh, I gave that girl a Hessischer Lucky Punch last night!
When you Spackle but after pulling your pants up, you unexpectedly do the same thing, as the spackle would catch you off-guard with a sucker punch
Ron: Dude did I tell you what happened after we had Taco Bell?
Jeremy: Nah man, what happened?
Ron: I had to shit so bad and was in a hurry, so after I spackled, I got spackle sucker punched!
Jeremy: Oh man that sucks!
When you have a threesome with two chicks and put it in each one of their holes during the duration of said name threesome.
Her step-mom walked in on me three hole punching her daughter and I invited her to make it into a six hole punch.
When you suddenly punch someone, yell "Sucker!" and then run away.
Brooke told Amanda that if Hayden was going to be a bitch, she ought to sucker punch him.
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a phrase that is said whenever there is a bad outcome in any venture. also, something would not be a very good sight at any party.
the boss asking for my piss sample will go over about as well as a turd in a punch bowl
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sexual intercourse between male and female
you'd best know i'm going to punch her cheeks!!
there was money riding on whether i could punch her cheeks
she was willing to let him punch her cheeks
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