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A drink consisting of Vodka that is heated to at least 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
Tom: “Hey bartender, can I get a Wet Russian?”
Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”
Tom “Standard temp, of course.”
An alias for a philipino girl. Usually russian girls look way older then they are and philipino girls always look way younger then they are. So in short Philipinos are reverse russians.
Bro its a fucking pedophile!
- Chill bro its a reverse russian
When your friend Vlad launches a cumshot into your moustache and it hardens overnight getting crusty.
Phil woke up with another Russian Crusty after Vlad's party last night.
noun,
The strange, garbled text that appears when computer graphics chew up and spit out something you were trying to read. Words may resemble comic-style expletives (#OI%#, #$gO%#i$^l!), but since I'm not from Space Russia, I can't actually produce it on demand. Expect glyphs (letters of the Roman alphabet are rather hard to find in this soup) to fall on top of each other or be cut in half and otherwise shuffled in a mangled cluster of digital illegibility.
Inspired by Space Barbie. Who also only seems to exist online, and communicates mostly through mangled clusters of digital illegibility.
Elliott: Can you tell what that says?
Britt: That mess on the screen? No, it's Space Russian.
Elliott: Exactly. Guess the graphics card needs kicking.
Britt: In Space Russia, graphics card kicks you.
(Russian: авось) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.
1: "Did you study for the test? You finished it suspiciously quickly."
2: "I couldn't bother studying, just answered everything by Russian avos'."
It's fucking grouse, it tastes like dog shit. I recommend throwing it out the window or at your evil Russian step mum.
Evil Russian; come and eat we are eating Russian food.
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!
1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.
Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.