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A class in Russia called "the art of oral sex"
Dude, that girl has a Russian education.
An answer for all your misbehaviour and failure. The upgrade is spelled Putin did it.
Mom: Who broke my vase?
Son: The russians did it.
Teacher: Where is your homework Brian.
Brian: I would tell you my dog ate it but I haven't a dog. So Putin stole it with a group of hacker and manipulated it.
Unknown agent, but hopefully none of our allies
Who killed Livitenko? The Russians did it.
When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.
I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath
When you pee in a butt and then that person Dutch ovens another with the peed butt gas
Damn bruh she was all about them Russian steam baths
(N) The opposite of a golden shower
“How much do you charge for a golden shower? What about a Russian mudslide?”
When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.
Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"