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rusty wood

When you have sex on an active construction site when you’re behind on your tetanus shots

Bro, got Rusty Wood last night. Bro nice...

by Life according to Beau April 26, 2021


Rusty Sausage

A sausage that has been dipped in dirty toilet water, then fed to an unsuspecting victim.

Dude, Russ fed me a rusty sausage , but he told me it was fresh off the grill!

by Cronklet November 15, 2017


Rusty Firetruck

When You Fuck a girl in the ass while she has Diarrhea and when you pull out she squirts highly pressurized liquid brown Lava all over you

I had to take two showers yesterday after I gave Karen a rusty firetruck

by JDNegan74 June 16, 2018


Rusty Pig

The embodiment of playing electronica at 4:30 in the morning after a night of drunken drag debauchery.

"Man, last night I had my radio show after seeing Rocky Horror. It was such a rusty pig."

by fierysexbuckets2010 April 10, 2010


Rusty Yak

Similar to a rusty trombone except one, both or all of the participants vomit which is then eaten by the other participants and used as lubricant for more rusty tromboning

Randy: Dude did you go home with that elderly couple last night?

Chet: Yeah, I went back to their house, things got pretty heavy we ended up finishing the night with a round of Rusty Yaks.

Or

Randy: dude you and Sarah were pretty loud last night in your tent.
Chet: yeah, Sarah was giving me a rusty trombone but on day 5 of camping things were pretty rank back there and she yakked, so we made the best of a bad sitch and turned in into a Rusty Yak.

by Leroy Goodboy September 11, 2020


Rusty muffler

When you’re doing anal and the person receiving lets out a big fart around your dick

I was banging this chick in the ass last night and she had bad gas. Gave her the ole rusty muffler

by Bodacioustatas69 January 21, 2022


rusty mary

The act of slurping tomato juice from a gaping vagina.

John gave cindy a Rusty Mary last night

by supermonkeybloke October 28, 2014