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Doing the Spider-Man is when you walk up the walls to get into position to then cum into your own mouth
I was so busy last night doing the Spider-Man
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A gay man's raging insatiable rectum.
My man pussy is so hungry it will eat that whole watermelon and spit out the seeds!
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Me. I am a white man, I goto work, I got many friends of different ethinicities. Oh I forgot I am caucasian. I guess I am a white man!
I am a white man, not an evil person... you want an evil man go blame someone who you know has done something wrong!
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For a man to have a very close platonic friendship and/or admiration for another man.
"Ben Affleck has had a man crush on Matt Damon for a long time."
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A man who was made infamous for dressing as a would-be-beautiful rogue gambling woman named Faye Valentine from a popular anime called Cowboy Bebop. He is feared and revered at the same time for such an awesome/gruesome sight.
"in man-faye we trust" seems to be a slogan of his fans.
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A guy who cannot hold his load therefore not being able to please his woman. Aka mary's boyfriend
whoa that sucks you're going out with a minute man!
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The insult women use when they want to bring down a guy enough to get him to do whatever she wants.
Aside from that fact that there is no definitive image of a "real man" (and no, women's delusions do not count), there's also the fact that nobody ever ask if SHE was a "real woman".
Woman: What? That guy stepped on my toes and you won't defend my honor? What kind of a man are you? I thought I married a REAL man?
Man: Oh yeah? And what kind of a fucking woman are you? You never seem to ever care whenever you ask me to fight some guy TWICE MY FUCKING SIZE over something as shitty as stepping on your toes. I thought I married a REAL woman?
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