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The shock and horror that a straight man feels when he goes to fuck the beautiful chick who has been blowing him for 6 months only to pull down her pants and find a penis in front of his face.
"You're a dude!"
"That's why I chose the name AMANDA, because I'm a man -- duh!"
What's the matter with Michael?
He's suffering from Amanda Syndrome. Turns out blowjob Kelly is a dude.
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Also known as Mao's Revenge, this illness is typically the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss and a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.
Be sure to bring a roll of Charmin with you, the local one-ply doesn't hold up to China Syndrome
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Pacman Syndrome derives from the arcade game, Pacman, and is used to describe the issues with the opposite sex when in a relationship or single, in the terms of Pacman.
In a situation where Pacman Syndrome is present the opposite sex is described as the "ghosts", and the individual as "Pacman".
Those in a relationship:
In the arcade game Pacman is chased by the ghosts, and tries to stay away from them. This represents that the individual is pursued by the opposite sex while in a relationship, and attempts to keep away, in order to avoid being unfaithful.
When single:
Once Pacman eats a power-pellet (representative of a break-up), he can then pursue the ghosts. This represents that after a break-up, the individual then switches, and begins to pursue the opposite sex, who in turn, try to keep away from the individual.
"Dude you have the worst lock with girls."
"I know... its Pacman Syndrome."
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Someone who no matter what (cause or situation), looks like they are secretly plotting something malicious at all times.
I swear he must sleep with with a knife in his hand because he has Villain Syndrome written all over him!
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When an individual enjoys masturbation in public places. Most often truck stop restrooms and random senior living facilities.
I've got a bad case of Komer Syndrome. I'd better not go with you to visit your grandmother in the nursing home today.
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McCaughey Syndrome: (n) A passive-aggressive pattern of behavior where one so affected completes tasks in a purposefully incompetent way to avoid incurring further responsibilities.
Etymology: A US Marine named McCaughey, who served during the Vietnam War, became famous for his intentionally inept behavior. His Paris Island drill instructor first coined the term McCaughey Syndrome, which stuck and is still used by the Marine Corps in the present day.
"How on earth did you fuck up digging a hole? Do you have McCaughey Syndrome, Marine?"
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When you want to totally bang out some girl that's not even that hot, and don't know why
Dude i totally wanna bang that girl
Why man? She's not even hot
I know, i must have h.e. syndrome
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