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Ice cream churner sex is the act of banging a new mother in the doggystyle position while reaching underneath and milking her lactating tits in to a bucket. After you blow your load on her back, you take the bucket and churn her breast milk with ice to make fresh ice cream which you then promptly eat out of the crack of her ass.
Since Louisa gave birth her boobs have been so big and awesome looking filled up with milk! I threw her down last night and enjoyed some ice cream churner sex!
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When a vagina is too constricted/tight to receive the girth of the respectful penis; the head of the penis gently lays in the opening of the vaginentrance in a scoop-like fashion
"Yo, I saw you leave early with that girl last night, huh?"
"Yeah dude, but it didn't go far, it ended in a total ice cream cone."
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Heterosexual male who exudes extreme amounts of wit and sarcasm. When intoxicated, said male portrays feminine attributes.
That big irish guy is either a closet çase or a total mississippi creame puff!
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You jerk off into your belly button and a chick takes the shot of jizz out with her tongue, much like licking the cream out of a donut
Dude, that bitch loves the cream filled donuts
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When a Man and a woman are having Anal sex and he Pisses in her ass while She Shitssssss! and It Makes ICE CREAM! The shit makes the Ice Cream and the piss makes the Carmal! Do it ! Its so fun! And you can drink it through a Straw
You: Damn!
Him: What!?!?
You: That Ice Cream Supream! was Tasty
Him: Realllllly??
You: Always! Try it(:
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When edy and a slut meet they fuck in a Walmart bathroom and create the cream the the cookies and then adds in her love juice and you get the best ice cream around!
Have you ever had Edys Cookies and Cream I hear it's made with love
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Used when someone does something amazing, and you reply saying this. Used as a compliment in reply to someone doing something epic.
Ashley: Zac! That was amazing you deserve Ice-cream
Zac: Why Thank you!
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