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After having anal sex, you piss brown shit into a bottle.
I gave a mexican coke to my friend and he drank it.
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When two lovemakers are engaging in sweet passionate love and the male specimen releases his pimp juice into the female organism's ear, in which the female slowly, gingerly, and YET passionately moves her hand towards the ear and VIOLENTLY folds it shut.
When Aaron released his pimpin juice into the ear of Annie, a scrumtious mexican omelet was born.
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The remains of an eaten burrito found in an un-flushed toilet the day after.
As John entered the only available stall in the restroom, he soon realized that his growling bowels would go uneased as the toilet was clogged with Mexican gumbo.
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When one of you parents is white and on of them is Mexican, you are a Snowflake Mexican.
Teacher: Are you white or Mexican or white
You: No i'm a Snowflake Mexican
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the physical launch of one's being into orbit after having a very scrumdiddlyumpcious dinner of one home made south of the border burrito with nothing excluded. One to have a Mexican takeoff can be recognized by a brown smudge on white pants.
Charlie "Man, that burrito was delicious, but it took a toll on my stomach."
Will "dude why does it sound like an engine is running?"
Charlie "Oh god, I can't hold it!"
-eruption occurs-
Will "Looks like he had a Mexican Takeoff."
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Its when you and three other friends order 1 of every item on the "Original" Taco Bell menu. Everyone in the group must eat at least one item from the menu. Only 4 people can take part in the challenge. You can share the food amongst the people in your group. Its up to the 4 people in the challenge who eats what.
Dude, I feeling like going to get a Mexican Roundup at Taco Bell.
I'm gunna have to take a huge shit after eating this Mexican Roundup.
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An expression used to describe one's excitement upon receiving a semi-shitty gift or prize.
I just won a signed copy of the Nickleback album; Mexican jackpot baby!
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