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When a man by the name of Ben grabs his meat and slings it over his shoulder at a fellow by passer all while shouting, "You got meat tomahawked BITCH".
Ben just reverse flying meat tomahawked some chick, she liked it.
I wish Ben would reverse flying meat tomahawk me.
This is the domestic spin on Football's Touchdown Dance. A dance that occurs whilst holding a fly swatter, once a highly elusive fly has finally met it's fatal smash-down.
Scenario to prompt a dance: I chased that annoying fly all over the house! It was a close call after losing valuable fly-swatting opportunities when it landed on the family dog, I finally got the sucker!
Fly Swatter Touchdown Dance Description:
While holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish Moon Walk!
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When a girl wraps her legs around a guy and refuses to let him remove his penis from her vagina.
'Last night that girl venus fly trapped me. She had my dick on lockdown.'
'He tried to switch positions so I had to pull out the venus fly trap.'
'There's only one way to stop them withholding the D. Venus fly trap em.'
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Oh hell no. These shits from the depths of hell need to go. If i ever see one ima run for the hills. Sure they keep bugs away but you better keep them away from me.
istg if i see one more Venus fly trap ima km$
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our all powerful god, the savior to us all
he is our god!!!
joe: hey did you know that the flying spaghetti monster is our god?
jessica: yeah who doesnt
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Otherwise known as a "loogie." A generally large, brackish, slimy substance expunged from ones lungs with great force. Commonly used as a weapon on schoolyards and construction sites.
"Did you see that flying land clam I just hocked?"
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to be as a fly and fly around the world and not be seen
But you die in 24 hours so be sly and you will mc fly
the sly mc fly went to paris and was on its way to china but was splated by the airplane of Your mom
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