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When there is too much water in the bong and you get some in your mouth.
*cough cough. Spit.*
Are you ok?
No i just got the kiss of the mermaid
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When you put pixy stick candy on your tongue, squeeze your lips like a kiss, and blow it out at someones face.
Me: these pixy stix are the best.
Friend: Your sister is being a bitch.
Me: I know, what should i do about it?
Friend: Give her a pixy kiss.
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When a man takes a shit and the water splashes his balls.
“Yeah man, I was taking a shit and I got an Angel’s Kiss!”
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The act of cuming in another mans dick hole
Mikey and I did the Louisiana kiss every weekend for the summer
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The act of vomitting from the window of a moving vehicle while intoxicated or hung over. Such actions typically cause discoloration around the mouth area from the expelled stomach contents, or from the act of wiping the face with soiled hands. The result is a facial smear that resembles the pattern formed around the mouth after french kissing a mime in full makeup.
Pull over or I'm gonna kiss the mime.
Dude, she was so hung over, she kissed the mime all the way home.
Did you see the puke all over his face? That guy kissed the mime hard.
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The kiss given to a guy after giving him a blow job.
"I can't figure out if it's gross or cute when she kisses me after sucking my dick."
"Dude it's fine, it's a banana kiss."
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Another way of saying Fuck off.
Tom: "Dude that shirt is burnt."
Chris: "You know what, kiss dudes!"
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