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When the male gets on all fours, and his female sticks a suction cup dildo on his back. Then she proceeds to turtle ride him until climax.
"I miss my ex-girlfriend. My new girlfriend isn't turtle riding me anymore."
- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"
Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"
"Turtle Squatting"
someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
Noah stop being such a turtle squatter!!!
When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.
When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”
A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.
"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."
a long period of time in which a person dose not express a want for a relationship and remains like a turtle within its shell.
Damn Steve could get mad bitches too bad he is stuck in a Relationship Turtle.
A little turtle who Carries a heart in it’s mouth, where did the heart come from? nobody knows.
Hey that’s a nice turtle heart you got there dude!
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.