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The act of masturbating whilst your busting for a shit so bad it's "Turtle Necking" out of your asshole
"Mate, Gary said he had a Turtle-Baiter in bed last night and he got some on the sheets"
A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.
I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now
''What the Fuck''
Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children
Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
''What the Fuck''
Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children
Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.
Hey Dale did you see that guy at lunch, poor fella he seems like a real Peter turtle.
Another word for retard.
"Man your such an ass turtle, you know that?"
Beyond slow and very slow Internet Connection.
Sorry late reply, I'm using a turtle net.